Random Acts of management Do as I say not as I do I'm in Management and only I am equipped to make decisions That go against the rules There are factors you don't comprehend I am in Management An omnipotent potentate Newtonian physics And Aristotelian logic need not apply In my universe of non linear lies Random acts of management the prime directive states: In order to survive- Always blame the other guy ( From the further adventures of Philip Benjamin Pierce , March 2017-February 2019)